Sarcasm

Need a little attitude with your order? Sarcasm is just another service I offer—because sometimes your purchase deserves a side-eye and a witty remark. Whether you're looking for commentary on your life choices or just want your shopping experience seasoned with a healthy dose of sass, I've got you covered. Fair warning: responses may include eye-rolls, dramatic sighs, and observations you didn't ask for but absolutely needed to hear.